author's note-the holy spirit called the council according to pope john WHICH GOES ALONG WITH HAROLD BERMANS theory that this is the age of the spirit. roncalli thwarted at the mission ambled his way up nassau to the dunkin. its the potbellied pope, said the doughnut man, hide the chocolate bavarian cream! there was a kerfuffle which resulted in the health department shuttering several doughnut ovens which were reputed to be time warps to eternity via the Corpo di Cristo and were attracting hoardes of pilgrims who wore out their shoe leather on the intersecion of Nassau and whatever htat cross street is.
Also the available facilities were not of the golden bidet at Trump tower variety lets just put it that way.
and it seems the German pope did not in fact wear prada. its typical of the devil who probably wishes he did wear prada, 9DONT WE ALL) that he would foist the elitism onto someone else...that papal prada story as apparently fake news, cooked up by detractors...just like the vanity fair cover featuring 'GORGEOUS GEORGE' was an ill fated attempt to smear Ganswein. Because any papal crew that knows how to bake bavarian cream bugles lets face it folks are bound to get jelly.
now on to the comedy...White Prata was supposed to signal the opening of the first ever valangaverse council, but typically there were some gaffes to be observed.
Uriel was coming all the way from Ur, without benefit of a bugatti, and the dragonfly he was planning to use for overland got delayed in a desert storm. Some historians such as de Toquevills main rival della borgata, claimed Bush had stirred up the storm to prevent Saddam from rebuilding the ziggurate to call upon the engels of eastern realms whose loyalty was disputed. see for example rasputin.
Gabriel's trumpet was a bit flat. Good Pope John himself was sleepy after a visit to a local vinyard because when he asked what time it was New york time, somebody with a blue hoodie said "Wine oclock" and he believed it. nto only that but being the thirteenth child in a family of sharecroppers, he deemed excessive protocol wasteful, and announced the event himelf by standing on the roof of the mission and shouting FREE PIE. this caused a stampede down to the polish bakery where the poor baker was bowled over and ahd to explain that he didnt have any second breakfast.
Notably the official angelic observer, dud, got lost in a yare yare haze and if you dont know what that means, think about it..and ended up transcribing the opening remarks in a dream sequence.
Pope John passed Colombus day looking for doves--he was a litrral minded chap-- and debating the infamous encyclical inter catera with the ghost of Alesenanrdro Borgia aka alex the 6th and not to be onfused with tyler pope nor alex sabillon--over a game of jedrez on Nassau. The latter, known for being possibly the worst pr pope anyone might imagine, had topped it all off by dividing the americas beween spain and portugal to keep it away from political rivals. He also kept a bunch of mistresses for the same reason, We have to fix a bunch of stuff at this here council Angelo remarked in Bergamo twang, and one of them is you and your crazy ideas about colonization. I mean sure you liked to throw parties who doesnt but why should Geronimo foot the bill? as a mezzadrone I must objet to the landgrab--No wonder we ended up with vatileaks!
Well look who's talking Mr ten course dinner himself, Borgia snickered. I'd rather clothe you than feed you any day of the week!! never mind the prada rumors!! Checkmate! In his joy at trouncing Roncalli he leaned forward over the table and spilled his macchiato on dud who was hazing out at the next table.
In another corner of the cafe, Ratzinger and Wojytla were asking Luciani if in fact he was poisoned by mafia affiliated free mason bankers MY butler has the stash in his backpack Ratzinger volunteered unexpectedly, whihc he stowed under the Trevi fountain.
Never mind that said the jovial and self effacing "Pope Smiley", who killed Aldo Moro?
Who killed Pasolini? queried Paolo Sesto. Who killed Walter benjamin, Wojytla chimed in.
Gospel
LUKE 11:47-54
47Woe to you! for you build the tombs of the prophets whom your fathers killed. 48So you are witnesses and consent to the deeds of your fathers; for they killed them, and you build their tombs. 49Therefore also the Wisdom of God said, `I will send them prophets and apostles, some of whom they will kill and persecute,' 50that the blood of all the prophets, shed from the foundation of the world, may be required of this generation, 51from the blood of Abel to the blood of Zechari'ah, who perished between the altar and the sanctuary. Yes, I tell you, it shall be required of this generation. 52Woe to you lawyers! for you have taken away the key of knowledge; you did not enter yourselves, and you hindered those who were entering." 53As he went away from there, the scribes and the Pharisees began to press him hard, and to provoke him to speak of many things, 54lying in wait for him, to catch at something he might say.
NOTE: SAINT Teresa got a lot of her wisdom from elijah and she passed it on to Edith Stein who passed it on to Rahner, Ratzinger and Wojytla hwo was also a carmelite.
Still she was not recognized as a doctor until Paul 6, which is a lot like Stein who due to being a woman was not allowed a chair at the university.
The Papparazzi were meanwhile filming Francesco Bosco inside San damiano as he related the following tale:
A minute with Padre Pio,
In the 1940s Padre Luigi Maglacani thought Pio was a nutcase but had a few days before his boat left for his new mission to India. He decided to toot over to SGR where Pio said “Luigi, you will not be going to India after all” and shortly thereafter a phone call summoned the priest to the Vatican where he was told he would be going to Arabia instead. Yeah I knew that, he replied, and they were astonished since no one knew it yet. Padre Pio knew, and he told me. I thought he was a bit loony, (originally batshizzy) but in fact he is a saint.
Saint Teresa who was hidden up in the choir loft writing the interior castle chimed in, tell me about it somebody found my diary now I have to go talk to Torquemada the whole thing is out of control.
WHich is better anyways Elijah the interior castle or the chariot of fire?
Ask Wojytla he's a carmel homie too, and he's the philosopher Im just a prohet, said Elijah and woe is me for I am a man with lips full of chiles. I need some soda pop.
Coming right up, said the waiter who happened to be saint Steven, and may I quote Jesus to you @Teresa.
There is nothing hidden which shall not be revealed..to torquemada trump or tallyrand or tiberius its all the same in the end....Amen I tell you my friends, do not fear the fake fariseo who can hand you over to Cesar ,since all he can do is execute your body but your soul can alwasy regenerate your body later.
Hey wait I said that said Ratzinger, dont go misquoting Jesus thats not smart. LOL
What was that part about sparrows for a penyy, said Roncalli I just paid thirty big ones for this here fried chicken. What is Brooklyn anyway the second coming of Babylon?
your holinesss I'll see what I can do, said Stephen politely, Let me go talk to the kitchen about second breakfast.
Nonsense My boy said Roncalli Ill fire up the ovens myself nothing like a good cook off.
THE VALANGAVESRE COUNCIL OBSERVERS HAZE JOURNAL CONTINUES
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